ineke.co.uk

*Knock Knock* Who's there? Hike.
Hike who? Yes, that's right, due to
the syllable count.

— Pundamentalism (@Pundamentalism) November 29, 2014

Seems Tony Blair has been taking lessons from Chandler Bing on how to smile for a Christmas card. pic.twitter.com/34ZuKqewuo

— Scott Carruthers (@Scotty_McTweety) December 1, 2014

I demand public enquiry RT @TomMcArthur: BREAKING: Nando's Leicester is out of chicken. This is how it starts, people http://t.co/x30u9hObYI

— Duncan Hooper (@DuncanHooper) July 3, 2014

This year for an Advent calendar we're just using the doors on our street. Opened the first one at midnight, it was an angry man in pyjamas.

— Mr. M.J.Moth (@mothmun) December 1, 2014